American Socialite Party
Giving socialism a nicer name since 1992
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A Socialite Manifesto
We, the American Socialites, in order to form a more perfect party, dedicate ourselves to the proposition that we may not be equal, but good manners can do a great deal to mitigate harsher inequities. Civility and mutual respect are among the highest American values, plus the inalienable right to be sincerely unserious, uncommonly generous, and broad-minded to a fare-thee-well.
Our banner, featuring golden-wreathed white gloves on a field of pink, is an apt symbol. It signifies all the liberal principles with which we associate ourselves, like cleanliness, being next to golliness, and all our better angels. We salute one another with our criss-crossed hands (gloves optional) all a-flutter over our large and noble hearts. We are the politically polite, the kindness of strangers, the spirit of noblesse oblige, marching towards our destiny: The Classy Society!
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"Banana!" you say. Well, yes, I do say banana. In fact, we all say banana. And just because both wings of the American Socialite Party flap a little off-center doesn't mean we don't speak the same language, or that we can't hook our thumbs together, and take off in the same general direction; towards a more civil society!
Not a big, scary revolution; Socialites do not believe in fear. Fear makes people rude, a Socialite no-no. Rather, a respectful campaign of friendly persuasion; the tiny revolution that happens when strangers are courteous enough to share a smile, or a wink and a nod.
This is the revolution that will bring us to a more polite society. And if we can create a society that values manners, the most basic expression of ethical human relationships, we may end up with an authentically good, even civilized world.
– Rea Baldridge
Be a card-carrying "pinko" socialite! Recruit and indoctrinate your friends! Download, print and distribute these official membership cards!
Click [HERE] to download your very own printable PDF file. A sheet of ten official membership cards makes ten official members!
© 2016 Rea Baldridge, Founder and director of this, very tiny, extremely elite, but well-meaning organization.
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