American Socialite Party

Giving socialism a nicer name since 1992

 

GOOD MANNERS MAKE GOOD POLITICS

A Socialite Manifesto

Good Manners = Better Politics

 

We, the American Socialites, in order to host a more perfect party, dedicate ourselves to the proposition that although we may not be equal, good manners can do a great deal to mitigate the harsher inequities. Civility and mutual respect are among the highest American values, plus the inalienable right to be sincerely unserious, uncommonly generous, and broad-minded to a fare-thee-well.

 

Our banner, featuring golden-wreathed white gloves on a field of pink, is an apt symbol. It signifies all the liberal principles with which we associate ourselves, like cleanliness, being next to golliness, and all our better angels taking wing. We salute one another with our criss-crossed hands (gloves optional) all a-flutter over our large and noble hearts. We are the politically polite, the kindness of strangers, the spirit of noblesse oblige,  marching onward towards our destiny: The Classy Society!

 

Our Political Party Has

Two Wings!

 

"Banana!" you say. Well, yes, I too say banana. In fact, we all say banana. And just because both wings of the American Socialite Party flap a little off-center doesn't mean we don't speak the same language, or that we can't hook our thumbs together, and take off in the same general direction; towards a more civil society!

 

Not a big, scary revolution; Socialites do not believe in fear. Fear makes people rude, a Socialite no-no. Rather, a respectful campaign of friendly persuasion; the tiny revolution that happens when strangers meet and are courteous enough to share a smile, a wink or a nod.

 

This is the revolution that will bring us to a more polite society.  And if we can create a culture that values manners, the most basic expression of ethical human relationships, we may end up with an authentically good, even civilized world.

 

– Rea Baldridge

 

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